Thursday, August 5, 2010

Yes, they are real.

I stumbled across this website selling some very strange products.  Don't ask how I came across it, because I don't have a good explanation.  All that matters is it made me laugh and I had to share it with someone! ha.  Here are the top three products:

1.  The Knicker Sticker

"It's absolutely impossible to find underwear with no panty line. But don't fear, ladies; here it is: knicker sticker™ is a 100% cotton, heart-shaped underwear alternative. It simply adheres to the crotch of pants & shorts, enabling women to ditch the panties while keeping the protection. Say goodbye to panty lines, rogue underwear peeking out of jeans, and thongs that didn't get 100% clean in your non-bleach laundry. These are great for travel too, because who wants to show TSA your dirty knickers?"
My opinion:  I don't think real underwear are a big inconvenience, but apparently the inventors of Knicker Sticker think so. 

2.  Pocksie

"No Purse. No Pocket. No Problem!  New Pocksie™ is a portable pocket that goes anywhere
Undoubtedly, your favorite going-out outfits have no pockets. And while your purse might be your favorite accessory, it is downright burdensome while busting a move on the dance floor or a theft risk while you are in crowds. And when haven't you wanted a pocket in your workout clothes or an extra place to store, say, your insulin machine. Now you can place a pocket anywhere with our new portable pocket, Pocksie™. Simply peel off a 3.5 x 4” rectangle of 100% super-soft cotton, stick it to the inside of your clothing (or boot, or reusable grocery bag), and go about your business. Your ID, credit card, and a few notes or a key will be secure in a pocket created by the Pocksie™ and your garment. Before laundering, just remove the contents, peel off, and dispose (natural cotton fibers are biodegradable)."

My opinion:  I hope the "Pocksie" is super sticky...or there goes your ID, credit card, or much for convenience then.

3.  Subtle Butt

"So you've come here looking for gas pads. Look no further, my friends. Your smelly flatulence problems may be over. Meet Subtle Butt™ disposable gas neutralizers.  Each 3.25" square filter is made of soft fabric with an antimicrobial treatment on the side touching the skin. The fabric is impregnated with activated carbon, which faces the underwear or the pants and has a vast surface area for bad odors to adhere to and get neutralized. Two adhesive strips are strategically placed so you know which side is which. And at around 1/32" thick, you will never know it's there. Now with improved adhesive!"

My opinion:  I was shocked to see that something like this existed!  But it would be even more shocking to find out if people really buy these things. 

To purchase one of these products (haha...I hope you don't), visit the link: Solutions That Stick

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